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4/10/99 |
Mark M |
I have finally found a way to consume my penis…. uh… Cornflakes! |
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7/10/99 |
Pete |
"Is that pineapple?" No it's yellow chunks of toxic shat! |
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8/10/99 |
Josh |
I shall never drink that much again! |
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MM |
Lorna |
Thou shalt not eat pot noodle - especially beef |
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Liz |
Cab driver Martin blessed Brenon a 'salt shaker' |
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Nick |
So is 'G' like game on? - about G's' Sister |
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10/10/99 |
Mark M |
I don’t get Drunk |
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11/10/99 |
G |
I Cant get it Up! |
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11/10/99 |
Lorna |
This is a hard one give it to me |
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11/10/99 |
Josh |
Do we have a loft? (We are on the bottom floor) |
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12/10/99 |
Mark M |
Everyone under Liz |
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12/10/99 |
Nick |
'That’s Haddish' - meaning horseradish sauce |
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Nick |
It's Chilli out night !!! |
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19/10/99 |
Pete |
Let's Play Hide the sausage !! |
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20/10/99 |
Jayne |
(Wasted) 'I feel I snorted cocaine' |
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23/10/99 |
Mark M |
We did a double Lemsip…. (Aftershock) |
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25/10/99 |
Mark M |
I sometimes get confused with L and Left |
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28/10/99 |
Nick |
Wine It's 5 for £2 …… (not 2 for £5) |
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02/11/99 |
Adam |
I'm not Butch |
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02/11/99 |
G |
It's wicked when it starts off, it just spurts out! |
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04/11/99 |
Jayne |
Pete you only got one eye |
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05/11/99 |
Nick |
(Comes in wasted) "I'm not that bad" |
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07/11/99 |
Pete |
I'm not going for a job, I'm just going to kill people |
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23/11/99 |
G |
Is that a burger, Pete! "No it's a Nan bread" |
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23/11/99 |
Mark M |
"Why do I have to use a magnifying glass to find my cock!" |
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25/11/99 |
Mark M |
"The hamster was WELL dead" |
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25/11/99 |
Lorna |
"Woah!, This cake is better than sex !!!!" (Poor Josh!) |
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30/11/99 |
Josh |
"Do Fish Drink?" |
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4/12/99 |
Mark M |
"I can suck the juices out of this" - over a steak |
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4/12/99 |
Pete |
Do you want a complimentary drink? No Thank-you |
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8/12/99 |
Jayne |
"Go wheat!, no go West!" |
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10/1/00 |
Nick - Liz |
"I actually don’t mind faggots!"
"I like faggots!" |
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10/2/00 |
G |
(holding a 1/2 pint glass) - "This isn't a half a pint, a pint is like, double the size"!!!!!! |
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8/3/00 |
Tom |
"Jim 1, Mark 0" |
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12/3/00 |
Mark M |
"Have you got channel 2","Yup","What channel is it on?" |
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18/3/00 |
Mark M |
"Cling Film, my arse!" |
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24/4/00 |
Jim |
"June 17th… yes, that's the May ball isn't it!" |
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24/4/00 |
Josh |
"My birthday is on June 12th…… Again!" |
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24/4/00 |
G |
"We need some cold ice" |
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"Quotes"